if there is an award for being the most cunning intern, i think i will win it. i have learned the nuts and bolts of manipulation, all part of a larger picture to fit in with the strategem deviced by yours truly to get out of administrative works laid down by the boss. and thanks to him, i learned a few tricks or two about lying without flinching, or perhaps, the lie is done so convincingly that even i believe its true (i only learn from the best)

so i decided that ive had enough and left work early. then he calls me and said that hed just received an email with an attachment in it, and needed HELP downloading it and EDITING it. what the hell? can he not do that himself? i dont understand how he gets to be a deputy CIO if he needs help with that. and today, he wanted me to double check this one word document because he didnt think it was a 12pt font roman (it really was in 12pt, he was just viewing it at 140%)!!!!

now, please, someone pull me out of this misery?

my art of wasting at work isnt quite the cubicle-staring that everybody else does. it actually consists of me completing my entity searching in my CASE*tools exercise, and disconnecting my phone line so that my hopeless boss wouldn't call me in to "help" him type up an email. life is good, for two seconds. because when he realizes he cant find me, he calls up my cubicle-neighbor, and have HER call me in. ugh.

i cant wait till august 20.