the life of a harlot-wannabe

harlot-extraordinaire, in the makings of ..

  • Name: Surrealist Idealist
  • Age: Young
  • Occupation: Masterminder of the Harlot-Wannabeism
  • Fave Hangout: My Bed
  • onLife: Trust No One
  • onRelationship: What Relationship?
  • In 5 Years: Harlot Extraordinaire
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Location: Evanston, Illinois, United States

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Thursday, January 06, 2005

*omg*

didnt think that id see an even grosser picture than what ive already seen on the el, and i thought ive seen it all, but not until yesterday, did i realize that i havent! i was on the el going home, as per norm, and was busily occupying myself with reading, when i heard a noise alikened to water being emptied from a bottle... except it eeriely sounded like water being dropped into a toilet bowl. so i turned around and i saw this dirty lady, who had just finished relieving herself on the floor of the el from her seat, pulling her pants back on, and casually sat back on her chair. moments later, she picked herself up and went to sit at another chair, probably she herself couldnt bear the stench that is her own urine.

apparently, the lady had gotten up from an el slumber, decided she really needed to pee, pulled her pants down, and relieved herself without consideration for the man who was sitting across the aisle from her, or the woman that was sitting directly behind her, and for the rest of us, who could smell the stench of ammonia and got knows what else, a few minutes later! it was a pretty disgusting thing to encounter .... i suppose i should be grateful that she didnt decide to take a dump instead...

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