the life of a harlot-wannabe

harlot-extraordinaire, in the makings of ..

  • Name: Surrealist Idealist
  • Age: Young
  • Occupation: Masterminder of the Harlot-Wannabeism
  • Fave Hangout: My Bed
  • onLife: Trust No One
  • onRelationship: What Relationship?
  • In 5 Years: Harlot Extraordinaire
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Location: Evanston, Illinois, United States

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Thursday, June 10, 2004

YES!! i am DONE!!!

oo0oo00oohhh-freakin'-yeahhhhhhh ....
i finished my wonderful database final, submitted it and can now breathe in relief ... however, my summer class starts immediately after this weekend, so i got three, four days to party hard before having to start cramming again, and it will be a terrible cram because the sessions are only five weeks long each.

went to the clinic to get checked out. i hate pap-smears. the probing and poking is very uncomfortable and the scraping and ph checking of your most private areas... im glad it only happens once a year. the doctor thought she was treating a 17 year old when she walked into the examination area and saw me sitting there, wrapped in a big napkin (yea, they are so cheap, instead of a robe, i get paper towels).. 17 is probably the youngest age i have received so far. usually, i get the 'you look young' look, but did i tell, this one time, on the el, some high, drunken guy thought i looked like my friend's mother (and my friend is like, 30 years old) .. hehe. that was kinda funny, too funny to be insulted. but whatever man. age is only a number, mwahahaha...

ten men i want to do:

  • 1. hugh jackman

  • 2. brad pitt

  • 3. rodrigo santoro

  • 4. collin farrel

  • 5. i guess i would do orlando bloom, like, do his hair or something..

  • 6. .....



do you know how SAD this is? i cant think of ANY famous men that i wanna do .. i bet you i can list ten times more famous WOMEN that id like to have a lesbian action with. what is WRONG with me??!!!

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