the life of a harlot-wannabe

harlot-extraordinaire, in the makings of ..

  • Name: Surrealist Idealist
  • Age: Young
  • Occupation: Masterminder of the Harlot-Wannabeism
  • Fave Hangout: My Bed
  • onLife: Trust No One
  • onRelationship: What Relationship?
  • In 5 Years: Harlot Extraordinaire
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Location: Evanston, Illinois, United States

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Thursday, May 27, 2004

happy 50th to my mom, first of all!! wow, can't believe she turned 50 and even more freakily, i will be turning 25 not too long from now ... ahhhhh!!!! kinda creepy ... *brr*
the coming of age is just not very attractive right now, and the more i think about it, the less attractive it becomes, but heck, watever .. plenty of time to live my dreams of becoming a harlot extraordinaire ..

secondly .. i got a $10 magazine from some guy sitting next to me on the el .. it was kinda funny how it happened .. i was on my way to the gym and this dude (who smelled of flowers or some kinda really gorgeous smelling musk) sat next to me .. he aint all that cute to look at, but he sure dressed nice and im pretty sure he is gay too, but what do i know .. i aint gay .. but anyways, he had this really cool looking magazine with him that he set on an empty seat in front of us .. i didnt think much of it at first because it was just a magazine and it had a tomboyish kiersten dunst on the cover .. THEN, i looked at the title of the magazine (it's called "dazed and confused") and you see, one of my friends nickname is "dazed and confused" (ok granted she changes it every so often, but i have come to remember her with this nickname) so that caught my attention, and i asked this guy if this magazine was local or not ..

now .. being the fact that he looked good, smelled good, and carried a european-esque magazine around like that, i was half expecting a british accent to pop out of his thin delicate mouth, but all i heard was a flaming (excuse my gay) american accent, and i almost laughed my head off .. and what's even funnier, he said he just came out of the navy (hehe, boy the navy sure did this one wrong) and bought the magazine to read on the train back home, and since he has had it with him for two entire days, i can have it ..

haha, i didnt really want it, really, but i took it anyways, since otherwise i wouldve laughed my head off and he wouldve wondered why .. thank god the next stop was fullerton, so off i went, grinning like a cheshire cat ..

one good thing -- the magazine smells like that musk he wore, so my entire way to and from the gym, i smelt somewhat nice (altho, combined with my sweat from an arduous work out, i doubt the flowery smell wouldve done me any good)....

that was my spiele for the day .. now i need to get back to my SQL querying on my Oracle9i database......

*sigh*

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